Bitch boy fake as money pigs can kiss my perfect Princess ass!

The other day I got a call that I just have to talk about here a little bit. Yep time for another bitch session, seems I am doing a lot of those lately. Maybe it’s because so many of you boys are such total idiots and fake ass wannabes that it’s disgusting.
Anyways – This guy calls me the other day and tells me that he is a money pig. That so nice, I love it when boys tell me that in their ‘introduction’ of themselves. So I talked to him for a little while and he said that he wanted to take me shopping. So I told him to give me about a thousand dollars so that I could go make a day of it. Then there was the long pause, at which point he says: “So I don’t get to go shopping with you?” Of course not I told him, if you’re a good boy though I will show you pictures of everything that I bought and tell you about my day on the phone when I get back. So he sides steps that and asks me how much it would be to buy a pair of my panties. I told him it would be several hundred dollars. Once again there is the long pause of silence. I just kept talking and told him that I have sold my shoes for about five hundred dollars to a boy before. ‘Click’
He is the thing you little oinker piggy pigs! Chances are if you tell me in the first two seconds that you are a money pig then your not. What you really are telling me by saying that is that for ten dollars you’re hoping that I will let you come to my house and I will cum on your face. What you are really telling me is that you wish you had some real money for a girl like me so instead you are just going to stroke that icky man stick of yours just as fast and as hard as you possibly can until you cum in two minutes flat. Real money pigs actually give over the money and not sit there and stammer on about it – trying to talk me down in price – or asking me what they will get out of it in return.
I tell you what stop wasting my time! If you aren’t the real thing then how about you go take the four quarters that your mama gave you for milk money and go to the corner video jerk off store and get your rocks off down there instead of spending it on me. You are totally wasting my time and I don’t need your money that badly. There are real money pigs that actually deserve to hear the sound of my voice.








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