I just have to fucking laugh sometimes and the shit that people try to post as comments on my blog. So many fucking pharmaceutical companies try and post their bullshit — guess what you silly little pillow humpers, comments on my blog are moderated so you can’t post your silly advertising bullshit. But this one this morning that I had to delete really cracked me up….

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Seriously you come to a woman’s blog and put that in, do I look like I have a penis or need penis enlargement pills? Do I seem like the type that would buy penis enlargement pills for some small dick loser boy that called me?

I tell you what I do have a dick, and it is pretty and pink and all I have to do if I want it to be bigger is go to the store and by a new attachment for my strap-on… so hey suck my dick would ya?

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I’ve finally gotten tired of boys emailing me and whining about the fact that I don’t update my blog more frequently so I’ve decided to at least make an attempt to start blogging once or twice a week. Of course that will depend on how busy I am and how much I am out shopping. Not to mention I have a pretty full course load this semester, so we’ll just have to see what happens.

Guess what you little bitch boys; I have a new little pet in my grasp. Yes indeed I do. His name is Randy, and so far he is quite the little pet. We are currently exploring the concept of “No I don’t mess around” and “Yes I really am several steps ahead of you.”I think sometimes boys expect that because I am a young and beautiful Princess I might not be the smartest crayon in the box. Guess what though, I’m smarter than the average guy because I don’t think with the wrong head. Yes you see boys, guys think with their dicks, which of course is why most boys don’t think at all and are stupid little pillow humpers, because most boys think with their dicks and quite frankly, their dicks just are not big enough to spawn intellectual and intelligent thoughts. Now I don’t think that Randy has underestimated my intelligence, but I think he is learning quickly that he’s not going to catch me off guard and that I am the one in control in this relationship.

Not too long ago I made a rule that Randy would have to beg my permission anytime he wanted to jerk off. I knew full well and good that it would not be long before he was begging me. Randy on the other hand thought that my instituting such a rule would dissuade him from wanting to jerk off because he would not want to ask. It wasn’t even a couple days before I had an email begging me to let him masturbate. Of course, when he found out that I what I expected, he wanted to try and be a little willful, he then decided he would not masturbate or beg to masturbate for a whole week. As if he really had any choice in the matter, but he is still learning. As a penalty for his little stubborn streak he has to masturbate everyday this week and then when he is done he is not allow to even touch his cock again until I tell him he can and he is not allowed to beg permission he just has to wait until I am good and ready to give him back the privilege of jerking off his cock.

Do you see the way the game is played here bitch boys? I always win. Not sometimes, not most the time, but always. Yes indeed I always win. Because I make the rules and I make them up as I go along and as it suits me, and if I’m not winning I will simply change the rules so that I am. I bet you’re thinking ‘wow that’s not really fair’ – you’re right it’s not fair. I don’t have to be fair, I am a spoiled brat that gets my way all the time and there is nothing fair about it.

Now be a good little boy and push one of the tribute buttons at the site of my page or go listen to one of my recordings; I’ve spent enough of my time on your tonight without be compensated for it appropriately.

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I actually don’t really have a whole lot to write about today other than just to let most of you know that you are really loosing out here. I can tell that there are a lot of boys that are reading my blog fairly regularly but you are not taking the time to call me. I would really like to know what that matter is with you that you can’t call me. If it’s because you are shy or something like that, well that is just silly because it’s not like I won’t talk to you. I do get guys that muster up enough courage to call the Bratdomme sometimes but as soon as they get on the phone you can tell they are really nervous. That’s ok though I don’t mind; in fact I find it sort of cute. To a point that I even try to be sweet and kind to you boys, well as much as I can anyways.

As for you boys that want to worship but instead sit back there in the dark corner of the internet. All I can tell you is that you are loosing out on the experience of your life. Take a good look at me! Don’t you want me as your Princess Bratdomme? Don’t you want to spoil me and give me everything that I want? Of course you do! I know that you want too do all those things for just a little bit of my attention.

I know you want to be my cleaning slave and clean every part of my body. I know you would love to give me a shower and shave all the parts of my body that needs shaving. You are not fooling me at all, and really all you are doing is loosing out on becoming the Bratdomme’s complete and total slave boy.

I tell you what - you little boys who are not calling me, this is what I want you to do. All I want you to do is click on my tribute button. Its pretty simple isn’t it. So if you want to be my slave boy then all you have to do is follow this simply instruction. What happens after that is you will get some of my attention. I will know that you made a tribute to me, and I will be writing you an e-mail so we can talk. So what are you waiting for? I am not a very patient girl you know so hurry the hell up!!

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